The Harlem Globetrotters: Weird, but Still Fun

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The Harlem Globetrotters: Weird, but Still Fun

The Harlem Globetrotters were on ESPN today. Try explaining this scene to someone who's not from around here.

It is entirely possible that during a long flight back to Xenorlia, a spaceship full of Xenorlians decided to take a peek down at Earth. I wonder if these earthlings pursue athletic endeavors, or entertain each other, or maybe they figured out a way to do both at the same time. Let's check their most popular station for athletics, one might say to the other in their metallic and halting speech.

Blast. Some things are universally true—like physics, and service providers ripping you off. What is your email address, Private En15? We need to authenticate our account to get the feed, Lieutenant En27 might bark. It's pen15@aol.com, replies the private as the rest of the crew sniggers, AOL?! And so on. Point is, if this all happened around 5:42 pm local time, they would have gotten an answer, of sorts.

Aw, they're fun and it's a slow Sunday, so suck it up.

[ESPN]