Claire Sullivan
Fairy Park Is the Last Great Human-Designed Place on This Godforsaken Earth
It's Australia's oldest theme park and also the only one in the country with a statue of a dragon with front-facing eyes.
I Went To Pizza Hut’s All You Can Eat Restaurant and Had an Existential Crisis
The jelly was definitely red and green, right?
We Spoke to People Who Grew Up With Australia’s Most Notorious Mass Shooter
A young man from Tasmania gunned down 35 people in a horrific killing spree in 1996. Locals remember what he was like before the incident.
We Asked People Who Review Things Like Phone Boxes and Entire Oceans: Why?
You know those people who leave unnecessarily bad reviews for absolutely everything? We set out to discover who those people are.
Join Me on a Magical Tour of a Christmas Hamper Factory in Melbourne
"We're in the happy business," said everyone at the factory.
We Asked People on First Dates How Their Dates Were Going
"I noticed he's wearing New Balance shoes so I'm into that."
I Masturbated to the 2018 Budget and it was... Not Great
There's not enough lube in the universe if you're looking at Peter Dutton.
For $1 Million Would You Spend an Entire Festival Inside a Toilet?
We asked some hygienically-minded but opportunistic people at Copresents festival.
The Spring Racing Carnival Is Empty, Pointless Garbage
"What else?" the punter asked me, in a very gonorrhoea-y way.
Do Dick Pics Ever Work Out Well?
I asked a bunch of friends and dudes on Tinder if they ever get a positive response from sending nudes.