British supermarkets
Brexit Fears Cause UK Food Prices to Skyrocket
The food market is violently reacting to a possible British exit and food and drink prices are escalating, according to a recent report by Lynx Purchasing.
Brits Are Freaking Out About the Very, Very Bad Word on This Box of Crackers
Stock up, party people. We can foresee a black market for these boxes very soon. Now to get some Camembert and a connection to the Darknet.
The NHS Has Been Prescribing Hundreds of Thousands of Gluten-Free Pizzas
Thanks to an antiquated system dating back to the 1960s when gluten-free food was actually hard to find, the NHS has been writing out prescriptions for food suitable for celiac sufferers.
The UK Could Be on the Brink of an Ice Cream Shortage
Bust out your Che Guevara T-shirt and comfy protest pants, because the heroes that are Britain’s dairy farmers are getting pretty damn desperate.
This Man Wants to Bring About A Revolution Through Bacon
There is no more surefire method of inciting radical global insurrection than a strongly worded op-ed about the merits of pristinely packaged bacon.
Shoppers at a British Supermarket Started a Fight Over Cheap Meat
The dark side of the reduced aisle was revealed yesterday when a video emerged showing Tesco customers fighting on the floor over cut price meat.