Burns

Stuff
This Is What It Feels Like to Get Hit by Lightning
"I began to feel the raindrops trickling down again, so I pulled my hat down a little bit. That's the last thing I remember."
Renate K, as Told to Philipp Kienzl
6.8.15
Music
Shall Be Judged: Burn in the Practice Space and on Their Return to the Stage
The legendary New York hardcore band returns, so we asked 'em what the hell they've been up to.
Howie Abrams
3.27.15
Food
Excessive Candy Consumption Is Giving Children Burns and Seizures
Turns out your mom was right: too much candy is bad for you. But she didn't say that licorice and sour suckers would cause bloody tongue blisters and seizures.
Hilary Pollack
3.2.15

Stuff
Stop Sending Koala Mittens to Australia
The cuddly marsupials are touched by the word's generosity, but they don't need anymore adorable paw protectors.
Wendy Syfret
1.13.15
Music
BURNS: "Get Loud!"
It's Friday, which means that in several hours time, all the people around you will be falling out of cabs and throwing their lunch up all over their shoes.
Noisey Staff
10.25.13