Down it, fresher!
All the Crap Music Small Talk You're Going to Make in Freshers' Week
"Wanna head down to the open mic night?"
Here's Everything That Will Happen in a Nightclub This Fresher's Week
Your weirdest, worst (and possibly first) nights in clubland await.
Welcome To University! This is Your Life Now
As you come round from Freshers' Week, we look at the kinds of parties the rest of university has in store.
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Have a Shitty Freshers Week!
Your journey isn’t going to begin at a clothes swap with a bunch of other muggy cunts, or the London branch of a godawful nightclub.
You Will Encounter At Least One of These Douchebags at University
No matter how far you retreat, the people you've attempted to avoid by going to university only get closer.
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A Bullshitters Guide to Freshers Week
We're going to teach you how to bullshit about the only thing that's more important to be able to bullshit about than sex.
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