English Premier League
Leicester Captain Wes Morgan Signs Sweet Captain Morgan Contract That Gives Him Power to Buy Entire Bars a Round
All he needs to do is shout, "There's only one Captain Morgan!" beforehand and hold his arms up in a "Y" shape and everyone gets a drink.
Insane Human Being Scales Arsenal's Emirates Stadium in Nausea-Inducing Video
Just please don't. Your mother is worried sick about you.
Burnley's Jeff Hendrick Plucks Ball From the Sky to Score a Magnificent Goal from Deep
The strike finds itself in the mystical in-between—somehow high and inside enough to beat out the keeper.
Southampton Keeper Fraser Forster Gifts Benteke Goal Off An Egregious Howler
Benteke, being a human being with legs and an understanding of where the goal is, just tapped the ball in for one of the easiest goals you'll see in a minute.
Commission Concludes Didier Drogba's Charity May Have Misled Donors But Was Not Fraudulent
The foundation was reported to have spent less than 1 percent of funds on the charities it promotes.
Watford's Roberto Pereyra Curls Ball to Perfection for Divine Golazo
It ended up being one of those once-in-a-lifetime perfect shots that found itself inch-perfect out of reach of the keeper's outstretched fingers.
Pogba Laces in A Magnificent Screamer That Helps Manchester United Snuff Out Swansea 3-1
Newly-appointed Swansea manager Bob Bradley has a lot of digging to do in order to get out of this hole.
Diego Costa Nets a Filthy Curler to Become The Premier League's Top Scorer
When he's not fouling or complaining incessantly, Costa is certainly finding the net.
Mourinho Gets Absolutely Embarrassed in Return to Chelsea with Manchester United
Finally, Chelsea knows what it feels like to be on the other side of a Mourinho loss.
Payet Shows Off Insane Juggling Skills With Bubble Gum, Chews On It Afterward
The man can out-juggle a clown college professor.
Shaqiri Curls in An Inch-Perfect Golazo From Deep Out
You couldn't fit a farthing between the post and the ball on that one.